Heather Graham has a denim disaster
Heather Graham is rumored to be the dumbest starlet in Hollywood–we’re talking thismuch away from functionally retarded–so I guess it’s good to see she’s acknowledging that and dressing accordingly.
Here she is at some Diesel store in the most ill-fated and confusing crime against denim ever. The dress doesn’t know whether it’s slutty or cute up top–boobs hanging out and cutouts, but wait, there’s a bow!–or whether the button panel pointing straight at her crotch is a sailor or majorette motif down below. She ends up looking like Sailor Moon’s older, sluttier sister.
Then there’s the errant attempt at glamorizing a denim dress by giving it a fishtail train. Make no mistake, kids:
DENIM+TRAIN=NEVER, EVER APPROPRIATE. EVER.