Jessica Simpson is caught in the headlights
I’m not sure why Jessica Simpson is looking like a panic-stricken deer right before its final confrontation with a Mack truck, but I do know that the look, complete with teased hair in the washed out shade of Nice ‘n Easy #367 Trailer Trash Blond, does NOT become her.
I suspect it all started with her mystefying decision to appear in public in a bathrobe a few weeks back, erroneously thinking that a Louis Vuitton bag would class the whole thing up.
Well, you better back up, missy, cause there’s only room for one White Trash Princess in Hollywood, and Britney Jean Spears will fight to the death–in mud or Crisco if necessary–to keep her title!!