Jessica Simpson’s freaky torpedo boobs get a lift from Maxim
Praise Photoshop! Jessica Simpson’s freaky torpedo boobs decided to make an uplifting appearance in Maxim’s June issue, even after that unfortunate orange incident, remember? No? Why let me refresh your memory:
And even though Maxim readers will never actually read it, Maxim decided to humor Jessica by actually interviewing her. Some of my favorite parts:
Jessica Simpson: You wouldn’t believe it, but I think too hard about things.
Maxim: Like what?
JS: Well, I analyze my situation and everybody else’s situation. I believe I’m intuitive. I can tell you who my friends are attracted to and who’s attracted to them. And I can tell if it’s gonna last, too.
Because your intuition told you it was gonna last with Nick, right?
More pics of Jessica’s horrible wig and questionable bathing suit choice from the Maxim shoot.
