http://www.whatchoolookinat.com Celebrity is a bitch and so am I Tue, 28 Nov 2006 20:52:21 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Behold Britney Spears, once America's bubble-gum pop princess, now America's trashiest panty-less, crotch-flashing wonder. I guess it was only a matter of time before she publically disgraced herself with photos sure to embarrass her two children. And it only took about 7 days of hanging out with Paris Hilton. And ... http://www.whatchoolookinat.com/celebrity-gossip/britney-spears-loses-her-air-of-feminine-mystery-and-her-underwear She's really, really real! And she's adorable. Suri Cruise made her first live photographic (UNphotoshopped!) appearance in Italy this week, where her parents Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise will be having their wedding. That's right, I said her parents. I'll accept that she's really their child. I'll be damned, she even ... http://www.whatchoolookinat.com/celebrity-gossip/suri-wasnt-a-pillow-after-all Maybe life is fair after all...Page Six reports the downright delicious details of K-Fed's downfall: NOW that Britney Spears has called a halt to Kevin Federline's gravy train, the aspiring rapper is broke. Even before the split was announced, Spears told Fed-ex to fly himself to New York and get his ... http://www.whatchoolookinat.com/celebrity-gossip/fed-ex-meet-karma-shes-a-bitch Neeeee-haa!! Britney Spears moseyed on down back home to get in touch with her trailer trash roots and to get her some country-fried grub. People magazine reports: During her stay, she paid a visit to longtime family friend Nyla Price, 55, owner of Nyla's Burger Basket in nearby Osyka, Miss. – ... http://www.whatchoolookinat.com/celebrity-gossip/britney-done-went-back-to-looosiana-yall Snoop just keeps on keepin' it real and just doin' what he do, by confirming that he really does smoke weed every day.  And he gets a kick out of seeing some criminal justice being served by undercover investigative shows while he lights up. The former drug dealer was asked by ... http://www.whatchoolookinat.com/celebrity-gossip/snoop-dogg-likes-cannabis-and-sweet-sweet-justice According to MSNBC's The Scoop, Katie Holmes is hard at work keeping up the pretense of a heterosexual relationship with Tom Cruise: Tom Cruise’s bride-to-be went to Le Bra Lingerie in West Hollywood and spent more than $3,000 on lacy underthings, more than $1,000 of which was for a “bridal collection” ... http://www.whatchoolookinat.com/celebrity-gossip/katie-holmes-spends-3000-on-wedding-lingerie Another ridiculously obvious Page Six item: WHICH singer had to deliver her child via Cesarean because of a raunchy STD her estranged husband gave her? Bitch, please!!! As if she didn't already have herpes and possibly worms from doing such savory, hygiene-minded things like using gas station restrooms barefoot and walking around ... http://www.whatchoolookinat.com/celebrity-gossip/more-blind-item-fun-like-she-didnt-already-have-an-std Page Six ran a blind item that asked: WHICH young Hollywood starlet had secret gastric bypass surgery, but then lost too much weight? During a recent four-day stint at a health clinic, she was actually having an operation to remove the bypass. I guess that explains why she was out shopping only ... http://www.whatchoolookinat.com/celebrity-gossip/blind-item-fun-guess-whos-lovin-it-at-mcdonalds-again Lindsay Lohan called Paris Hilton a word that starts with "C" and ends in "UNT" in this video captured by Hollywood.com. HEAVENS TO BETSEY, NO!! I'm clutching my pearls in astonishment! And this coming from such the well-behaved classy young lady we know Lindsay to be! The best part is that right ... http://www.whatchoolookinat.com/celebrity-gossip/wait-does-this-mean-lindsay-and-paris-arent-bff Oh my God, y'all, she really did it. Divorce papers are on the web and everything. You know, as much as I rag on her for being such a moron, I have to give her props for losing 190 pounds of loser-wigger-wannabe-rapper weight she's been carrying around for years. Good for ... http://www.whatchoolookinat.com/celebrity-gossip/freakin-finally-britney-spears-files-for-deee-vorce